real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
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She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
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Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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