I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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