You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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