Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
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season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
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CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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