I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
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We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
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I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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