I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
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HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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