Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
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One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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