You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
