See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
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She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
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I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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