girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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