what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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