I feel like I'm in dance class right now
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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