I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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