I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
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I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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