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tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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