Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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