You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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