fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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