Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
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My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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