I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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