Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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