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4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it

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(847) 4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it http://tfl.nu/qjg2

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then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!

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(757): then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?! http://tfl.nu/fmkj

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I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games

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(415): I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games http://tfl.nu/i5dy

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Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS

(210): View more from Texas

Put my glitter back.

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(214): Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS (210): Put my glitter back. http://tfl.nu/4pgc

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(502): View more from Kentucky

It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?

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(502): It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it? http://tfl.nu/bh2w

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(440): View more from Ohio

i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.

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I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl

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(440): i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe. (440): I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl http://tfl.nu/33bi

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I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive

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(571): I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive http://tfl.nu/mms9

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i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before

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(813): i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before http://tfl.nu/gxl8

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I got her a Nickelback box set.

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(317): I got her a Nickelback box set. http://tfl.nu/3u3u

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Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?

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(916): Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party? http://tfl.nu/ft10

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Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.

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(904): Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone. http://tfl.nu/zr80

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(253): View more from Washington

at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?

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(253): at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito? http://tfl.nu/ycrz

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I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.

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(205): I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos. http://tfl.nu/nbvf

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We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.

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(603): We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma. http://tfl.nu/dz4i

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We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.

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(519): We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars. http://tfl.nu/3me1

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