Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
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I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
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at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
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he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.