After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
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i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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