I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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