is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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