dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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