Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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