how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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