And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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