I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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