You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
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All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
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I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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