You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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