Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
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I fill condoms, not promises.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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