Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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