gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
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Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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