And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
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He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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