no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
okay pat passed out under dana's car
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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