drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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