She is in my trunk
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
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I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
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I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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