If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
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