I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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