I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
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I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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