Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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