This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
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Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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