Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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