Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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