Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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