Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
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Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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