Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
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