okay pat passed out under dana's car
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Nobody cheats on THIS.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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