Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
high people should be assigned attendants
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You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
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I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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