Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
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We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
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I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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