I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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