Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
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the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
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Your topless pictures make me question reality
is that a dick in a sweater?
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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