I think I just saw someone hide a body.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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