I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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