we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
