Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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