Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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