Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
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I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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