Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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